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Not good enough. Not ready. Everyone will find out. The thing you said in 2014.
Name it. We will roast it, and hand you back a film worth sending to someone.
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"I am not enough," the motion picture
Step 1 · What kind of worry?
Step 3 · How hard should we roast it?
The fears everybody has, properly roasted. Sound on. Every one ends the same way.
The scripts these are shot from
Shakespearean Tragedy · My coffee went cold
O cruel day, that promised naught but calm, Yet brought me word that my coffee went cold. What fault of mine deserves so sharp a turn? I rose. I planned. I asked so little back. Speak not of patience. Patience is a coin I spent by noon and cannot spend again. Let others call this small. They were n…
Police Report · The cat knocked a glass off the table while looking at me
INCIDENT REPORT. FILED WITHOUT DELAY. At approximately 0700 hours, the reporting party states that the cat knocked a glass off the table while looking at me. The suspect was located at the scene and made no attempt to flee. When questioned, the suspect maintained eye contact and offered no explana…
Award Speech · I finally booked the dentist appointment
Thank you. Thank you, please, sit down. When this began, when I finally booked the dentist appointment, I honestly did not know if I would be standing here today. There were moments, and I can say this now, when I nearly gave up entirely. I want to thank everyone who believed in me. I want to than…
You attended the meeting that could have been an email. That deserves paperwork.
Your brain has already run the scenario nine times, drafted the reply, and imagined moving abroad. It has done its part.
Now let it have the punchline.
One fear, roasted, every day.
A fear a day, every style, a shareable film. No account, no email.
For the chronically overthinking.
A gentler setting for the tender ones, group rooms, and your yearly History of Things That Never Happened.
Team size and roughly when. We send back the full run of show.
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